I'm a nerdy costume designer who loves a lot of things. I like random things. I like nerdy things. I am easily amused and easily excited. I have strong beliefs. If you don't like that too bad.

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beatonna:

when you are going to be an aunt, the babies are everywhere and they are real 

AAAHHHHH This has been me for the last 9 months!! And now my nephew is here and I just want to buy all the baby stuff EVEN MORE!!!!

beatonna:

when you are going to be an aunt, the babies are everywhere and they are real 

AAAHHHHH This has been me for the last 9 months!! And now my nephew is here and I just want to buy all the baby stuff EVEN MORE!!!!

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that


I’m not sure what I find funnier. This absolutely hysterical comic or the artists determination to continue ruining Hemingway for a complete stranger. Either way my day is fucking made.

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

I’m not sure what I find funnier. This absolutely hysterical comic or the artists determination to continue ruining Hemingway for a complete stranger. Either way my day is fucking made.

Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight but I believe in that click. Recognition.

Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo (via larmoyante)

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been overweight all my life. But I broke up with my boyfriend last year, and things weren’t going well, so it got worse and worse. I’d try to diet, but I’d eat something that I wasn’t supposed to. I’d try to go to the gym, but I’d leave early. I was trying to lose weight because I felt like I needed to be a different person. But time has passed now, and I think I’m approaching weight loss with a much more positive attitude. I know that I can be happy without losing weight. Sure, I wish I could wear prettier clothes. I wish I could take a photograph without my face looking like a football. But I know that I’m not my weight. And it’s hard to come to that conclusion. You really have to battle to separate your self-image from your weight. Because weight is always the first thing that somebody sees. Somebody will see you after a few years, and their first comment is about the weight you’ve put on. Maybe I’ve become a better person these last few years. Maybe I’ve been a great friend to someone. Maybe I’ve read a lot of books and become smarter. Maybe the reason I’ve put on weight is that I’ve got a great job that can be stressful and doesn’t leave me time to go to the gym."
(New Delhi, India)

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve been overweight all my life. But I broke up with my boyfriend last year, and things weren’t going well, so it got worse and worse. I’d try to diet, but I’d eat something that I wasn’t supposed to. I’d try to go to the gym, but I’d leave early. I was trying to lose weight because I felt like I needed to be a different person. But time has passed now, and I think I’m approaching weight loss with a much more positive attitude. I know that I can be happy without losing weight. Sure, I wish I could wear prettier clothes. I wish I could take a photograph without my face looking like a football. But I know that I’m not my weight. And it’s hard to come to that conclusion. You really have to battle to separate your self-image from your weight. Because weight is always the first thing that somebody sees. Somebody will see you after a few years, and their first comment is about the weight you’ve put on. Maybe I’ve become a better person these last few years. Maybe I’ve been a great friend to someone. Maybe I’ve read a lot of books and become smarter. Maybe the reason I’ve put on weight is that I’ve got a great job that can be stressful and doesn’t leave me time to go to the gym."

(New Delhi, India)

jerusalemsunrise:

princehal9000:

scenes from nyc, part whatever:

at a late dinner at a place that no shit is called BarBacon, jerusalemsunrise slides her receipt across the table.

"Can you math for me?" says she, pathetically.

"Can I what?" I said.

"Math. Make it. Math." She shakes the receipt.

"Uh—sure. You just move the decimal place over one and then times by two and add it to the—"

"—Math it."

"Okay. You owe this many."

I’m not proud of myself.

I love you two.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
liberalsarecool:

ppaction:

NOPE. 

Republicans talking shit AGAIN. This @GOP tweet is the literal opposite of what they believe, campaign, and how they vote.

liberalsarecool:

ppaction:

NOPE. 

Republicans talking shit AGAIN. This @GOP tweet is the literal opposite of what they believe, campaign, and how they vote.

"You don’t date theatre people!" she internally screamed at herself as the very hot man flirtatiously introduced himself.

crazyredheadednerd:

jerusalemsunrise:

honeytangerine:

If you have a buck or two to spare, please donate to thecradletheatre's upcoming production of Pericles, Prince of Tyre! This is our company's first touring production and it's a BIG undertaking. Check out our spec poster (official poster coming soon—stay tuned) and our silly little video. We're a non-profit company so donations are tax deductible! jerusalemsunrise is in this production as well. 

I don’t normally post things like this here, but this is just too exciting and important to me not to share. If you can, please think about making a donation. If you can’t, help us out and spread the word.

Check this out guys! I know its gonna be a fantastic production well worth your time and money!

Just wanted to remind everyone of this amazing project jerusalemsunrise and honeytangerine are working on. 5 people are taking on the beast that is Shakespeare’s Pericles, Prince of Tyre. For those of you who don’t follow Becca, her tag for this project is “#five man death wish pericles 2k14” just to give you an idea of what they’ve plunged into headfirst. If you’ve got a spare buck or two this is a project well worth your money. This company does amazing work and it you can get yourself to one of their shows I highly recommend it!

Link to their Kickstarter here: The Cradle Theatre’s Pericles!

unicornempire:

aconnormanning:

"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"

Actual idol

This is great advice, and a great inspiration.

(Source: embraceyourboing)